Lessons of Life

Sometimes I think my 6 year old is too smart for her own good. On the way to school today we get in the discussion of what girls and boys can do. She tells me that girls can't play robots because that's a boys game. *I of course have to correct her.* "No dear, girls can do anything boys can do!" I was satisfied with my answer, it's a true and concise statement. * I thought* Of course my 6 year old had to protest! "No mom, no they can't! Boys can pee standing up and girls have to sit down! And, Mom, and Mom! Didn't you know boys can't have babies?"

*Nope, sorry, I didn't get that memo. First of all, how and when did my little girl learn all of this? Secondly... who taught her?!?*

"Okay, you're right... but I mean on the playground... so I was almost right. Okay?"

"No mom almost only counts in horse shirts and hand gardens."

*Wow I've really gotta stop being sarcastic with her!*

I was laughing my ass off wayyyy to much to correct her.

I dropped her off in hopes her day is as funny as her morning was.